aniki

It looks like there might be a form of mouse control.

The glorious, triumphant return of Mario Paint.

I don't know what kind of place Dok thinks the Society is, but we're not exactly Digital fuckin Foundry over here.

And that's a lot of words for someone who says it's "not my concern".

Will we ever just admit graphics are good enough and keep things on the same hardware while making that hardware cheaper with some revisions that have better build quality or aesthetics or so on instead of making CONSOLE 2: WE CATER TO GRAPHICS SNOBS?

Nope.

The original was £280 at release; I'd assume, given increased capabilities and economic conditions etc., we'll be looking at a bit higher for this one. Maybe as much as £350? If it's higher than that, I think they might struggle without some big-name must-have exclusives (and Mario Kart 9 ain't that).

Yep, that looks exactly like all the leaks said it would.

A new Mario Kart that looks exactly like the last Mario Kart?

It looks so exactly like the last Mario Kart that I wasn't sure if it was new, or just a track I haven't played.

More news in April.

I know PR folk love that slick, clean '4.2.2025' shit, but would it fuckin kill them to just say "April 2" so I don't have to triple-check which Nintendo YouTube account I'm watching to figure out what month they're actually talking about?