Mr Party Hat

It's Baldur's Gate 3.

Or Breath of the Wild if we're counting Switch.

(No Man's Sky: Gorilla Edition) looked shit and if you're defending that, then I don't know what to tell you.

Red Faction: Gorilla, surely.

Also this was excellent and deserved more goddammit.

The fact that you have to pay for the thing that demonstrates the features of the console is absolutely ridiculous though. That's indefensible.

This bit was genuinely quite funny. The temerity to assume that people will pay money to learn where you've hidden your magnets.

Not sure how I missed the cow riding the stereo. That's worth the £430 on its own.

Cav's launch line-up list. Purely judging it on the amount of quality games, that's probably the best launch line up of any console ever? Of course, we've all played most of those before. But still.

I was tempted to sell the Switch OLED to help fund this, but I always regret selling my Nintendo consoles. I assume the original Switch will be hacked in 10 years, and I'll wish I had one again.

(No Man's Sky: Gorilla Edition) looked shit and if you're defending that, then I don't know what to tell you.

Red Faction: Gorilla, surely.

Yeah that DK game looks brilliant. Mario Kart is exactly what I expected from that initial glimpse of gameplay; it was so clearly going off-road / open world from the size of that US road. I will of course be buying both, and lapping them up.

I said I'd be pleasantly surprised if it was under £400, and it's four pounds under. Which feels a bit like cheating, Nintendo. Consider me vaguely surprised, and a little bit worried for my wallet.

(mart, this next sentence isn't a moan…) I was expecting more first-party titles. For anyone who's never owned a Playstation or Xbox, that was a very exciting line-up. For everyone else, it was Mario Kart, Donkey Kong, and one FromSoft game. No-one with a PS5 is buying a Switch for Cyberpunk.

But then when has a 'launch window' ever been wall-to-wall bangers.