Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice for All
God, this one was a slog.
Now, I love the Phoenix Wright series. I've completed them all, and loved them. Except this one. And I couldn't remember why I'd never finished it. I'd kind of dropped away from it halfway through, which is something I've not done with any other game in the series. Why did I do that?
Because this game is very, very bad. Well, sure, on the surface it looks like every other PW game - the same characters, the same silly mysteries. It's even got a couple of additions (such as the Psyche-Lock system) which are genuine improvements, and which go on to be staples of the series.
But there's something really fundamental missing in this one. The plotting, the pace, it's simply not there. A good PW game leaves you feeling clever: you're either one step ahead of the mystery, and enjoying seeing the pieces fall into place, or you're bluffing wildly alongside the main character yet somehow just hanging on. Justice for All doesn't do that, at all. Every case is a long, slow, miserable slog with a bunch of bits of evidence that are all pretty much the same, a bunch of witness statements that are all pretty much the same, and a series of highly improbable twists that you can't possibly predict - so you're constantly just presenting random stuff against random statements and hoping it somehow moves things along. Even the investigation sequences are unnecessarily prolonged, and leave you feeling like you're just trying to trigger the next statement rather than actively progress the mystery. It's so far removed from the fun of literally every other game in the series that I can't help but wonder what happened to the writing team on this one. Oh, and also, the whole game is uncharacteristically full of typos, which given that this Switch version is something like its fifth re-release, is pretty unforgivable.
By the time of the final case, an interminably drawn-out affair that has an interesting premise (what does a principled defence lawyer do when he knows his client is guilty?) but actually ends up with you trying not to solve the case but prolong it as long as possible so someone else can save you, I was utterly sick of this. I've only persevered so I can say I've completed all the Phoenix Wright games. But this one is the worst, by miles. Avoid, avoid, avoid.